How is this thing even a contest?
Written by Captain Spork on 11:29 PMWhile a mixed race man named Barack Obama inspired thousands of GERMANS to assemble peacefully with a message of hope (yup, no book burnings or neatly groomed mustaches)...
...John McCain was sampling Schmidt's Sausage Haus:
While Obama was trying not to breathe in too much while meeting French president Sarkozy...
...John McCain was sampling Schmidt's Sausage Haus:
While Obama was trying not to breathe in too much while meeting French president Sarkozy...
...John McCain was being attacked by applesauce!
How the fuck is this election even close? I love my grandfather dearly. He's an amazing man who served his country honorably and continues to lead a wonderful life with my family. He also has post-it notes with instructions on how to turn on his computer. I do not think he should be trusted with nuclear codes. Here's the scary part. McCain makes my grandpa look downright frisky... and he's ten years older than would be President McCain.
"No, Grandpa... you can't stay in Iraq for another 100 years. We have to go to the Goldman's BBQ, remember?"
