Andrea Mitchell frightens me.
Written by Captain Spork on 12:35 AM
What deal with the devil did this woman strike? She always has a job despite being really bad at what she does, "reporting." She seems to have gotten younger and better looking at 60 than she did at 50 (mere nip/tuck cannot explain this black magic). She is also married to ruler of the netherworld Alan Greenspan. Coincidence? I think not.
Seriously, fuck Andrea Mitchell. I don't think anyone who is married to Alan Greenspan has any authority on how or why "working class" folks vote one way or the other. Really Andrea? When was the last time you had to ride on a plane that wasn't named "Air Force One?" Good lord, what a fucking horrible hyena of a woman. She's spent her entire adult life with her face caked and ready for camera 1 and 2. The biggest career problem she's ever had is when the Sudanese president told her "Bitch get the fuck out of my way!" That's right, Andrea. In the Sudan they don't care that you've been promoted to "Chief U.N. correspondent."
In summation, fuck you Andrea Mitchell. Fuck you and your plastic face and your fake upper-crust accent. Hopefully, someday soon Alan Greenspan will die on top of you and you soulless body will suffocate under his dying carcass.
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