Damn it Justin! Look what you did to this poor girl!
Written by Captain Spork on 5:04 PM
Dear Mr. Timberlake,
I am fan of your music (sometimes) and find you to be a surprisingly funny and talented actor. You seem like a pretty okay person as well. So it is your duty to step in and remedy this fucking situation.
Seriously dude, she can't see her kids. She's "drunk in public," and she's not even that hot anymore. It all started with you and that damn "Cry me a River," shit. Take one for the team JT. I believe it would be referred to as "Let me sympathy-rock your bodaaayy." Just tell her that you'll get back together with her if she goes into rehab for a whole year. Ya gotsta to do something.
You've "shared the company," of more uber-hot chicks in the last three years than is humanly possibly. Now it is time to repay your debt to society. "With great power comes great responsibility... and crazy ex-girlfriends from your Mickey Mouse Club days."
1 comments: Responses to “ Damn it Justin! Look what you did to this poor girl! ”
By abrupt on 3:06 PM
I thought his HBO concert was awesome and when he was a banana on SNL