Vote. Vote. Vote. Til ya can't vote no mo!
Written by Captain Spork on 11:47 AM
Just a reminder to vote if you're registered in 1 of the 24 states holding its primary today. Here's a friendly reminder for those registered as a Democrats too. While you can get away with you're "I'm voting my concscience," crap in the primaries, don't bring that shit in the general election. Pick a fucking side. Kucinich is out of the race.
And I swear to the big fake sky-bully that If I meet you and find out you actually voted for Ralph Nader, I will fucking murder you with my bare hands. Why? That kind of snooty arrogance doesn't need to propagated throughout the species, that's why. Don't make me talk about Dade County bitches! Al Gore's looking pretty fucking sweet right about now huh? And for those Green, Libertarian, Constitutional, Socialist, Peace and Freedom asshats that still didn't get the memo back in 2004 fret not. You'll be able to cleanse your chakra in a matter of months.
Don't fuck this one up America.
(And yes, voting for Stephen Colbert is equally douchebaggy.)
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